Lyrics

This is my corrugated ditty
About a pitiable little kitty
Dissipating in a chromodynamic shroud

When along came a spider
Upon the supercollider
To derail his fractal cloud

She said my name is charlotte
As she weaves her scarlet
I have come to entwine your reactor

He said kitties like me need no name
We have no claim to fame
But my imaginary friends like to call me factor

Web-weaver web weaver weave me a web
Where love and suffering and visions wed
Where wind and soil share the wine and the bread
Where father time has his fortune read

I have treaded down the random walk
Twist the hands of the clock
Acquire designed, of life defined,
Watching time cast silhouettes

She told of her bought
With the water spout
And the clout that washed her spirit out

How all the kings men
And all the kings horses
Could not dry her doubt

But the sun did clinch
Between the hyper luminal drench
And the fractal burn

She found an ephemeral route,
And through the refractive drought,
Her serenity to yearn

Web weaver web weaver spin me my fate
The late cant implicate, nor detractors debate
Estate calls to estate, and time won’t wait at the gate
There are plates I’d rather not ornate

I have treaded down the random walk
Twist the hands of the clock
Bake a mistake, my cake to partake,
I still have my XFL season tickets

My children dropped their guitars,
& return to mars
To discover their worth in vittles

Now they talk about mom’s piggy,
And their old friend Ziggy
Surfing on Magnetic fields and eating skittles

Web weaver web weaver spin me my tune
One that gently fumes
From the strings of factor’s fiddle
With a song no one wrote
And misses not one note
Weaving threads upon the loom
Making garments to embellish the room